nicki keepin an eye out
only airline I take
drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you
petition to make this image the new lgbt pride flag
i love Ellen Degeneres
shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad
Anonymous asked: Do you go to an all boys school?
no, thank fuck
Anonymous asked: You're one of the very few guys I want to fuck.
i love how vague this is like are you a lesbian or a straight guy???
we’ll never know
why can’t I stop laughing