plowjob:

"Sit on my face"

plowjob:

"Sit on my face"

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

alkonium:

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

A message from Anonymous


Top 5 female artists?

mothabeyonce:

Beyoncé

Giselle

Knowles

Hyphen

Carter

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how many times do you think kris jenner’s used the phrase ‘i look way too young to be a grandmother’

greeklesbian:

greeklesbian:

my dad and brother in law are sitting and bitching about me while I’m in the next room haha

update: apparently I’m spoilt bc i own a phone and laptop

update: my dad said that his family was humble and they didn’t have ‘shit like that’
my dad was born in 58’

A message from Anonymous


Is your brother hot?

my brother in law is a piece of shit of a person

greeklesbian:

my dad and brother in law are sitting and bitching about me while I’m in the next room haha

update: apparently I’m spoilt bc i own a phone and laptop

landorus:

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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i dont deserve this